Maybe you've heard a little something about the deadly dangers of cellphones. Cell radiation, like all things, can cause cancer in rats, so some insist the only safe way to use a phone is to separate yourself from the headset with a lead-lined Magneto helmet. But the official scientific opinion on the matter, boringly, is "No, there's no evidence phones hurt you. C'mon, guys. Enough with this already." That means those of you hoping to fry your flesh with radiation will have to turn to something more powerful than phones. Like, for instance, the live antenna of a cell tower.